Had surgery and got a very presidential tan on my leg

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Felt a sharp pinprick on my arm, checked the couch and found this little jerk

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I don’t have my babies with me on Mother’s Day
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Can anyone send some good vibes my way?
Practically anything and everything related to nursing school.
My kids lost my recently refilled bottle of brain meds
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Dealing with inappropriate patients
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Had to show off my new babies!

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I found what I was missing!
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My ex isn’t “letting me” leave the state
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Life fell apart, send kind words please
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On the damn struggle bus again (TW for SI)
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A very happy Pupdate
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So it turns out my brain isn’t broken
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My five-year-old told told me I know nothing about parenting
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Does anyone else have a partner that completely disrespects things that aren’t theirs?
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So much to do, I hate moving so much.
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Failed a secret shop
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Happy crying because I think I did something right bromos!
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I miss my kids and don’t know what I can do to make this feel better.
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Tips for kid-preparable food?
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Found this in my garden this morning, any ideas? Oklahoma City, USA

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I think it’s time for me to go
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My stupid body is broken and it’s so frustrating
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I just told my spouse that I’m leaving after I finish my degree, feeling broken.
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Hey look, three stress-free hours! And oh look, now they’re gone.
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